5 WORST IPHONE APPS

There are literally thousands of apps for your iphone out there that help make your day a bit easier. There is projector 2.0, which helps you keep track of and calculate a project's cost. There is Bento 3 Holiday Pack 1.0 that helps make organizing gift lists that much easier. There is even Revolution Media 4.0 to help you learn programming logic.

Amongst these thousands of helpful apps, however, there are a whole whack of duds. You know, the apps that are pointless, useless, and poorly constructed? Let's have a look at five of the most pointless and useless apps now available for the iphone.

1. Sleep Blaster 1.1.1

As if we really need another invention to make us lazier. Sleep Blaster 1.1.1 is an alarm clock on your iPhone that will turn off once you yell at it. Now, instead of having to push a button, which, god forbid, might make you move, now you can simply rattle your vocal chords and sleep 5 minutes longer. And, eventually be late for work.

2. Check Internet Status 1.2

This worthless app lets you know when your internet has cut out, and will also inform you when it reconnects. It works by speaking the current status of your computer. Sure, its better than sitting there and waiting for the the 'reconnection succesful' message, but are we not capable of leaving the room for a bit, going for a jog, grabbing something to eat, etc, and then coming back to check ourselves? A good idea in theory, perhaps, but unless you are in the room, you will not hear the app anyway, so we suggest saving your money for something better.

3. Taxi Hold Em

this (thankfully free) app makes a loud whistling sound so you can easily hail a cab. cause, you know, whistling or waving your hand yourself is just downright stupid. But hey, if attracting unwated attention to yourself and having a cabbie think you're nuts is your thing, go ahead and download it.

4. Beer Counter

This app keeps track of how many beers you have consumed at any given time. Whatever happened to a good ol' friend? You know, the ones that grab the beer from your and and say you've had too many, or shove one into your hand and say you've had too much? yeah, I'll stick with that, thanks. Probably not the best way to pick up girls/guys either, I don't think.

5. iNap@work

This app plays a series of recorded typing, clicking, stapling or pencil sharpening sound effects to fool your coworkers into thinking you're being productive. Need i say more?
 

What do you think? Do any of you have the above apps? Are they as horrible as they sound or have they proved usuful to you? Let us know!